The Catalog
ALL DESIGNS
Heavy Irony makes t-shirts that crash metal bands into pop culture and somehow make it work. Judas Priest meets Jurassic Park. Iron Maiden meets Jaws. Megadeth meets Mad Max. Exclusive Designs.
Darth Leprosith T-Shirt
$35.00
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Evil Dead Roots T-Shirt
$35.00
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Galactic Empire
$35.00
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Ghostbusters T-Shirt
$35.00
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Hannibal Corpse T-Shirt
$35.00
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Jaws Holy Diver T-Shirt
$35.00
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Kornholio T-Shirt
$35.00
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Mad Max Rust in Road T-Shirt
$35.00
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Mothman Mayhem T-Shirt
$35.00
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Scarface Reign in Blood T-Shirt
$35.00
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Thor Thunderstruck T-Shirt
$35.00
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MADE FOR YOU
Printed fresh when you order. Your design, not warehouse stock.
ARRIVES IN DAYS
Ships from the US. Printed in 2–5 days, delivered in 7–14.
FIT GUARANTEED
Size chart on every product. Order the right size, not a guess.
REAL SUPPORT
Something wrong? We respond and we make it right.
Shop By Style
FIND YOUR RIFF.
REAL BUYERS.
Real words.
★★★★★
Really happy with the print quality and the concept.
★★★★★
Good quality shirt, design looks great in person. Took about two weeks to arrive but worth the wait.
★★★★★
The design is sick!!! Honestly one of the coolest I've seen. The shirt feels like great quality and the print came out really clean... the colors really pop. Easily one of the most badass tees I've got.
FAQS
FAQS
How do sizes fit?
Classic unisex fit. Runs true to size for most people. If you're between sizes or prefer a looser fit, go up one. Normally available in S through 3XL.
How long does shipping take?
US orders: flat rate $4.99, typically 7-14 business days from order date. International orders: flat rate $9.99, delivery times vary by country. Free US shipping on orders over $66.6.
Will you add new designs?
Yes. New mashups are added regularly. Sign up for the newsletter to hear when new designs drop.
How is the shirt printed?
Printed on demand via direct-to-garment (DTG) printing. Each shirt is made when you order, not sitting in a warehouse.
What shirt do you print on?
Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton. 5.3 oz, 100% preshrunk US cotton, classic fit, seamless body. It's a midweight shirt. Holds up well after washing.
What's your return policy?
We accept returns or replacements for defective items or printing errors. If your shirt arrives damaged or with a print issue, get in touch and we'll make it right. We don't accept returns for sizing issues, so check the size guide before ordering.
