Metal gods. Ancient beasts.

Judas Priest × Jurassic Park

Metal gods. Ancient beasts.

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Metal Mashup Culture

METAL AND POP ICONS, REMIXED.

Heavy Irony started as a single idea - what if Korn's album art had Beavis in it? Each design is a mashup of two things that have no business being together, and somehow belong together completely. Limited runs. No reprints. Once it's gone, it's gone.

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PRINTED ON DEMAND Made when you order. No warehouse. No overstock.
SHIPS FROM US Most orders are shipped within 3–7 business days
SIZE HELP Not sure about your size? Check the size chart before ordering.
CONTACT US Questions? Use the contact page. We respond.

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What people are saying

FROM OUR CLIENTS.

★★★★★

"Really happy with the print quality and the concept."

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★★★★★

"Good quality shirt, design looks great in person. Took about two weeks to arrive but worth the wait."

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★★★★★

"The design is sick!!! Honestly one of the coolest I’ve seen. The shirt feels like great quality and the print came out really clean… the colors really pop. Easily one of the most badass tees I’ve got."

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THINGS PEOPLE ACTUALLY ASK.

How do sizes fit? +
Classic unisex fit. Runs true to size for most people. If you're between sizes or prefer a looser fit, go up one. Normally available in S through 3XL.
How long does shipping take? +
US orders: flat rate $4.99, typically 7–14 business days from order date. International orders: flat rate $9.99, delivery times vary by country. Free US shipping on orders over $99.
Will you add new designs? +
Yes. New mashups are added regularly. Sign up for the newsletter to hear when new designs drop.
How is the shirt printed? +
Printed on demand via direct-to-garment (DTG) printing. Each shirt is made when you order, not sitting in a warehouse.
What shirt do you print on? +
Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton. 5.3 oz, 100% preshrunk US cotton, classic fit, seamless body. It's a midweight shirt. Holds up well after washing.
What's your return policy? +
We accept returns or replacements for defective items or printing errors. If your shirt arrives damaged or with a print issue, get in touch and we'll make it right. We don't accept returns for sizing issues, so check the size guide before ordering.

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