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ALL DESIGNS
Heavy Irony makes t-shirts that crash metal bands into pop culture and somehow make it work. Judas Priest meets Jurassic Park. Iron Maiden meets Jaws. Megadeth meets Mad Max. Exclusive Designs.
Darth Leprosith T-Shirt
$35.00
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Evil Dead Roots T-Shirt
$35.00
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Galactic Empire
$35.00
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Ghostbusters T-Shirt
$35.00
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Hannibal Corpse T-Shirt
$35.00
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Jaws Holy Diver T-Shirt
$35.00
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Kornholio T-Shirt
$35.00
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Mad Max Rust in Road T-Shirt
$35.00
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Mothman Mayhem T-Shirt
$35.00
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Scarface Reign in Blood T-Shirt
$35.00
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Thor Thunderstruck T-Shirt
$35.00
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MADE FOR YOU
Printed fresh when you order. Your design, not warehouse stock.
FREE US SHIPPING
Free standard shipping on every US order. International shipping is $4.99 flat.
SIZE HELP
Size chart on every product. Need help choosing? Ask us before ordering.
REAL SUPPORT
Damaged, misprinted, or defective? Email us and we'll make it right.
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REAL BUYERS.
Real words.
★★★★★
Looks great and good quality.
Verified on Etsy
Kornholio T-Shirt
★★★★★
Amazing shirt just as described
Verified on Etsy
Kornholio T-Shirt
★★★★★
This shirt is great!! great quality and super fast shipping.
Verified on Etsy
Kornholio T-Shirt
FAQS
FAQS
How do sizes fit?
Classic unisex fit. Runs true to size for most people. If you're between sizes or prefer a looser fit, go up one. Normally available in S through 3XL.
How long does shipping take?
Free standard shipping on every US order. International shipping is $4.99 flat. Shirts are printed to order; production typically takes 2–5 business days, and the available delivery estimate is shown at checkout.
Will you add new designs?
Yes. New mashups are added regularly. Sign up for the newsletter to hear when new designs drop.
How is the shirt printed?
Printed on demand via direct-to-garment (DTG) printing. Each shirt is made when you order, not sitting in a warehouse.
What shirt do you print on?
Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton. 5.3 oz, 100% preshrunk US cotton, classic fit, seamless body. It's a midweight shirt. Holds up well after washing.
What's your return policy?
We accept returns or replacements for defective items or printing errors. If your shirt arrives damaged or with a print issue, get in touch and we'll make it right. We don't accept returns for sizing issues, so check the size guide before ordering.
