Kornholio T-Shirt
First order? Eligible customers get 20% off automatically. US shipping is $4.99 for one tee and free when you buy 2+ tees. Kornholio T-Shirt — 90s Nu Metal Parody Tee Are you threatening me? Kornholio crashes straight into 90s ...
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This item is made to order. Production typically takes 2–5 business days. Shipping times vary depending on destination and selected shipping method. Your estimated delivery date will be shown at checkout.
All shirts are made to order. We don’t accept returns for change of mind or sizing. But if something arrives damaged or defective, we’ll make it right.
Buying as a gift? If the size isn’t right, contact us and we’ll do our best to sort it out.
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First order? Eligible customers get 20% off automatically. US shipping is $4.99 for one tee and free when you buy 2+ tees.
Kornholio T-Shirt — 90s Nu Metal Parody Tee
Are you threatening me? Kornholio crashes straight into 90s nu-metal nostalgia in this Heavy Irony mashup tee — built for metalheads who remember when MTV still played music videos.
The design combines Cornholio's unmistakable shirt-over-head chaos with a distressed nu-metal album-art feel. It is dumb in exactly the right way.
Perfect for
- Nu-metal and 90s metal fans
- Beavis and Butt-Head nostalgia
- Metal meme and parody collectors
- Concerts, festivals and everyday questionable decisions
The shirt
Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton. 5.0–5.3 oz/yd², 100% preshrunk US cotton. Classic unisex fit; runs true to size. Size up if you prefer a looser fit. Available S–3XL.
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
- Seamless body
- Printed on demand via DTG
- Printed and shipped from the USA
Check the size chart before ordering; returns for incorrect sizing are not accepted.
4. Shipping Policy
Shipping Policy
Every Heavy Irony shirt is printed on demand — made when you order, not pulled from a warehouse shelf.
Processing Time Allow 3–7 business days for production before your order ships.
Shipping Times (after production)
- United States: 3–5 business days (Standard) / 1–3 business days (Express)
- International: 10–20 business days (varies by country)
Shipping Costs
- United States: $4.99 flat rate. Free on orders over $66.6.
- International: $9.99.
Tracking Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking number by email. Allow 24–48 hours for the carrier to update.
Lost or Delayed Orders If your order hasn't arrived within the estimated window, contact us at hello@heavyirony.com. If the carrier confirms it lost, we'll reship at no charge.
International Orders Customs duties, taxes, and import fees are the customer's responsibility. These vary by country and are outside our control.
