Jaws Holy Diver T-Shirt
Jaws Holy Diver T-Shirt "You've been down too long in the midnight sea." Something's coming for you. It has 300 teeth and absolutely no sympathy.The ultimate Jaws × Dio mashup. Jaws Holy Diver T-Shirt — Never Go In The Water Ag...
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Jaws Holy Diver T-Shirt
"You've been down too long in the midnight sea."
Something's coming for you. It has 300 teeth and absolutely no sympathy.
The ultimate Jaws × Dio mashup.
Jaws Holy Diver T-Shirt — Never Go In The Water Again
Dio had a demon. We have something worse.
The chained demon from one of heavy metal's most legendary album covers
replaced by cinema's most feared predator. The drowning figure below has
gone from a priest to a tourist. Same epic rocky coastline. Same burning
sky. Completely different reason to never go in the water again.
"JAWS" in classic gothic metal typography, red and white, unmistakable.
At the bottom: "HOLY DIVER."
Perfect for:
Dio fans and classic heavy metal devotees
Jaws obsessives and Spielberg faithful
Anyone who hears the two-note bass line in their nightmares
Lovers of album art that makes you look twice
Ride the tiger. Avoid the shark.
THE SHIRT
Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton. 5.3 oz, 100% preshrunk US cotton.
Classic unisex fit. Runs true to size — go up one if you prefer looser.
Available S through 3XL.
- Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd²
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
- Seamless body
- Printed on demand via DTG — made when you order
Printed and shipped from the USA.
Size chart available on this page. Check it before ordering — we don't
accept returns for sizing.
4. Shipping Policy
Shipping Policy
Every Heavy Irony shirt is printed on demand — made when you order, not pulled from a warehouse shelf.
Processing Time Allow 3–7 business days for production before your order ships.
Shipping Times (after production)
- United States: 3–5 business days (Standard) / 1–3 business days (Express)
- International: 10–20 business days (varies by country)
Shipping Costs
- United States: $4.99 flat rate. Free on orders over $66.6.
- International: $9.99.
Tracking Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking number by email. Allow 24–48 hours for the carrier to update.
Lost or Delayed Orders If your order hasn't arrived within the estimated window, contact us at hello@heavyirony.com. If the carrier confirms it lost, we'll reship at no charge.
International Orders Customs duties, taxes, and import fees are the customer's responsibility. These vary by country and are outside our control.
