Jaws Holy Diver T-Shirt
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Jaws Holy Diver T-Shirt "You've been down too long in the midnight sea". Now something's coming for you, and it has 300 teeth and absolutely no sympathy. The ultimate Jaws x Dio mashup has arrived. Jaws Holy Diver T-Shirt — So...
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"You've been down too long in the midnight sea". Now something's coming for you, and it has 300 teeth and absolutely no sympathy. The ultimate Jaws x Dio mashup has arrived.
Jaws Holy Diver T-Shirt — Something Wicked This Way Swims
Dio had a dragon. We have something worse.
This design replaces the iconic dragon from one of heavy metal's most legendary album covers with cinema's most feared predator — the great white shark from Jaws. The drowning figure below has gone from a priest to a tourist, and the stakes have never been higher. Same epic rocky coastline. Same burning sky. Completely different reason to never go in the water again.
The "JAWS" logo sits at the top in classic gothic metal typography, red and white, unmistakable. At the bottom: "HOLY DIVER." The joke lands instantly. The shirt stays forever.
Perfect for:
Dio fans and classic heavy metal devotees
Jaws and Spielberg film obsessives
Lovers of clever album art parodies
Horror and shark culture enthusiasts
Anyone who hears the two-note bass line in their nightmares
Ride the tiger. Avoid the shark.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Size guide
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
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