T-SHIRT
Mallrats Metallica Parody T-shirt
$35.00
"Snoochie Boochies!" The ultimate Mallrats x Metallica mashup. Jay and Silent Bob are ready to Kill 'Em Mall in this epic heavy metal parody tee.
They’re not here to shop. They’re here to thrash.
This design is a heavy-hitting addition to our Cinema Metal Mashup collection, fusing the loiter-core aesthetic of Kevin Smith's Mallrats with the raw aggression of Metallica's debut album, Kill 'Em All.
Featuring the iconic duo Jay and Silent Bob rendered in the high-contrast red and black style of the 1983 album cover, this tee replaces the hammer with pure attitude. The legendary logo reads "MALLRATS" in the classic jagged font, while the album title is perfectly twisted into the pun "KILL 'EM MALL."
Perfect for:
Kevin Smith fans and View Askewniverse devotees
Metallica fans and Old School Metalheads
Lovers of 90s Cult Cinema and Stoner Comedies
Mall walkers with a rebellious streak
Anyone who shouts "Snoochie Boochies" at concerts
Respect the stash. Respect the thrash.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
They’re not here to shop. They’re here to thrash.
This design is a heavy-hitting addition to our Cinema Metal Mashup collection, fusing the loiter-core aesthetic of Kevin Smith's Mallrats with the raw aggression of Metallica's debut album, Kill 'Em All.
Featuring the iconic duo Jay and Silent Bob rendered in the high-contrast red and black style of the 1983 album cover, this tee replaces the hammer with pure attitude. The legendary logo reads "MALLRATS" in the classic jagged font, while the album title is perfectly twisted into the pun "KILL 'EM MALL."
Perfect for:
Kevin Smith fans and View Askewniverse devotees
Metallica fans and Old School Metalheads
Lovers of 90s Cult Cinema and Stoner Comedies
Mall walkers with a rebellious streak
Anyone who shouts "Snoochie Boochies" at concerts
Respect the stash. Respect the thrash.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
