Shipping & Returns

Every Heavy Irony shirt is printed to order.

Shipping

United States: free standard shipping on every order.
International: $4.99 flat-rate shipping.
US Express: available at checkout when offered.

Production typically takes 2–5 business days. Delivery timing depends on destination and carrier. Your available shipping options and estimated delivery date are shown at checkout.

Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking by email. International duties, VAT, or import fees may apply depending on destination and are the buyer’s responsibility.

Returns & problems

Because every shirt is made to order, we don’t accept returns for change of mind or incorrect sizing. Please check the size guide before ordering.

If your item arrives damaged, misprinted, defective, incorrect, or is confirmed lost in transit, contact hello@heavyirony.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo. We’ll make it right.