Jurassic Park Screaming for Extinction T-Shirt
"The Hellion has teeth." The ultimate Jurassic Park x Judas Priest mashup. A mechanical Dilophosaurus screams for extinction in this epic heavy metal parody tee. You’ve got another thing comin’... and it spits venom. This desig...
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"The Hellion has teeth." The ultimate Jurassic Park x Judas Priest mashup. A mechanical Dilophosaurus screams for extinction in this epic heavy metal parody tee.
You’ve got another thing comin’... and it spits venom.
This design is a high-speed addition to our Cinema Metal Mashup collection, fusing the speed metal intensity of Judas Priest's Screaming for Vengeance with the prehistoric danger of Jurassic Park.
We’ve replaced the classic "Hellion" metal bird with a cybernetic Dilophosaurus, diving fast against the iconic yellow and red sunburst background. The logo has been masterfully restyled to read "JURASSIC PARK" in the jagged 3D Priest font, while the album title is rewritten as the ultimate dino-pun: "SCREAMING FOR EXTINCTION."
Perfect for:
Judas Priest fans and Heavy Metal defenders
Jurassic Park enthusiasts and Dinosaur nerds
Fans of the "Spitter" (Dilophosaurus)
Collectors of 80s mashup art
Anyone who drives a Jeep Wrangler with the top down
Electric eye? No, electric dino.
THE SHIRT
Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton. 5.3 oz, 100% preshrunk US cotton.
Classic unisex fit. Runs true to size — go up one if you prefer looser.
Available S through 3XL.
- Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd²
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
- Seamless body
- Printed on demand via DTG — made when you order
Printed and shipped from the USA.
Size chart available on this page. Check it before ordering — we don't
accept returns for sizing.
4. Shipping Policy
Shipping Policy
Every Heavy Irony shirt is printed on demand — made when you order, not pulled from a warehouse shelf.
Processing Time Allow 3–7 business days for production before your order ships.
Shipping Times (after production)
- United States: 3–5 business days (Standard) / 1–3 business days (Express)
- International: 10–20 business days (varies by country)
Shipping Costs
- United States: $4.99 flat rate. Free on orders over $66.6.
- International: $9.99.
Tracking Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking number by email. Allow 24–48 hours for the carrier to update.
Lost or Delayed Orders If your order hasn't arrived within the estimated window, contact us at hello@heavyirony.com. If the carrier confirms it lost, we'll reship at no charge.
International Orders Customs duties, taxes, and import fees are the customer's responsibility. These vary by country and are outside our control.
