Kornholio T-Shirt
Kornholio T-Shirt "Are you threatening me?" The Great Cornholio meets Nu Metal in this epic Korn Issues parody. The ultimate 90s mashup for Beavis fans and metalheads. I need TP for my bunghole... and some teen angst. Kornholio...
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Kornholio T-Shirt
"Are you threatening me?" The Great Cornholio meets Nu Metal in this epic Korn Issues parody. The ultimate 90s mashup for Beavis fans and metalheads. I need TP for my bunghole... and some teen angst. Kornholio T-Shirt — The Definitive 90s Crossover Event This design reimagines the haunting ragdoll from Korn's platinum album Issues as the legendary Great Cornholio (Beavis in full sugar-rush mode). With the distressed "KoRnholio" logo and the classic orange-brown grunge palette, this tee perfectly captures the era when MTV played music videos and everyone wore baggy pants. Why this mashup screams 90s: The Vibe: Captures the darker, gritty aesthetic of Nu Metal art but flips it with pure cartoon stupidity The Detail: The ragdoll features Cornholio's signature "shirt over head" look and manic stare The Nostalgia: A direct hit for anyone who grew up watching Beavis and Butt-Head between headbanging sessions
Perfect for:
- Nu Metal fans and Korn devotees
- Beavis and Butt-Head enthusiasts
- 90s Kids and MTV Generation nostalgia
- Collectors of funny rock parodies
- Anyone who has "Issues" (or just needs TP)
Get this shirt before it disappears to Lake Titicaca.
THE SHIRT
Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton. 5.3 oz, 100% preshrunk US cotton.
Classic unisex fit. Runs true to size — go up one if you prefer looser.
Available S through 3XL.
- Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd²
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
- Seamless body
- Printed on demand via DTG — made when you order
Printed and shipped from the USA.
Size chart available on this page. Check it before ordering — we don't
accept returns for sizing.
4. Shipping Policy
Shipping Policy
Every Heavy Irony shirt is printed on demand — made when you order, not pulled from a warehouse shelf.
Processing Time Allow 3–7 business days for production before your order ships.
Shipping Times (after production)
- United States: 3–5 business days (Standard) / 1–3 business days (Express)
- International: 10–20 business days (varies by country)
Shipping Costs
- United States: $4.99 flat rate. Free on orders over $66.6.
- International: $9.99.
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